THE
BLOGGER
A 17 years old individual.
Continuously learning through life. Enjoying the breeze of my time. Exploring the answers to my curiosity. Enjoying the warmth of sunlight. Embracing the pain of every fall.
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Kids, every now and then New York has the moment when every eye in the city is watching the same thing. This was one of those moments.
(via howimetyourmother)
a normal school day for hunger games fans
- girls gossiping:
So this girl, Jenn-
- me:
JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHAT.
- friends at lunch:
want some blueberries?
- me:
THAT'S NIGHTLOCK! YOU'D BE DEAD IN A MINUTE! DAMN YOU!
- nurse:
so i'm going to give you some sleeping pills and-
- me:
um, excuse me, no. it's called sleep syrup. DUH
- teacher:
is Josh here today?
- me:
JOSH HUTCHERSON. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND.
- health teacher:
and that is why you shouldn't do drugs or drink.
- me:
haymitch does not approve.
- student:
*accidently drops books on floor*
- me:
I HEARD THE CANNON. WHO DIED? THOSE DARN GAMEMAKERS!
- guidance counselor:
all right what careers have you thought about?
- me:
i kinda just don't like them. i mean, glimmer is a bitch. cato's vicious. clove is crazy with knives. marvel killed rue.
- science teacher:
today we are learning about insects. *brings out sample of bee* this is called a-
- me:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THOSE ARE TRACKER JACKERS. THEY'RE GENETICALLY ALTERED WASPS. STOP.
- lunch lady:
today we're serving pie for dessert.
- me:
sorry, i only eat pastries from the Mellark Bakery.
- PE coach:
*blows whistle*
- me:
RUE WHERE ARE YOU???!!?!? *whistles*
lolsofunny:
omg can I go down the slide too? Even though they’d probably rip me to shred #YOLO
(Source: pleatedjeans)
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